Mr. King and Betty-lou

This little lady is pleased as punch to present her king to you. He must be the king of cookies, candy, and deep fried cheese. I dunno. There's somethin about them that looks a little weird to me...oh well.

Somethin's funny, I guess.

Well, here's one happy lady in a comfy as heck chair showing off that big diamond ring of hers. She's also got a very big neck...for all you vampires out there. Just by any chance does she look familiar to anyone? I had just kinda drawn her as some random lady but she kinda looks familiar to me.

Mostly kitties

Here they are existing together in harmony, kitties, a giant bug, and a piggy. This awesome team has banded together to build the largest chicken fajita in history.

Jeffrey!!

Here's a little guy from the Friendship Fair named Jeffrey. I think the dogs colors have changed since this picture but I still like this one too. The little doggie's name is Irina. My daddy's name is Jeffrey too! I'm sure he's not as comfortable on a unicycle as this little guy here!:D

Old Schtuff

Lookee what I found on my old computer. Yea, I said old computer... They're not fresh brandy new pictures still warm from the friction of the pencil on the paper. I thought I'd post em anyway. Since they're old...how bout a lovely selection of a few 'stead of just one? ...okay!

An...almond???

Okay, so here's the story...I was just doodle-dooing when I just sorta drew this thing...I guess it was an almond. It just fell out. So I thought, hmpf, it's kinda cute. This morning I scanned it in, you know just for fun. Then, hey, why not through on a bit of color. He looks sorta drab and sorta bland. So, I ended up painting an almond-a freakin' almond!!! Why did I do that? Well, I just don't know. I may just be as nutty as my drawing.

She skates!

Hey! Sorry! (In the voice of Pedro Sanchez from Napoleon Dynamite) 'I goat seeck.'
I didn't feel much like drawing. This drawing though...it came from deep down inside. Probably my intestines or my kidneys.

Another freakin girly-poo

She's just a quick doodle-doo I did the other day. She just found out she won the very shortest girl award and she's just tickled pink.

Seals...or gumdrops?

Hey everyone! I made up some seals for the show I'm workin on right now. The lion character is getting switched out for one of these guys. They all look relatively the same and I think they could pass for gumdrops...but only the kind of gumdrops you get at the end of the factory tour because they were misshapened enough to not make it into the bags for paying customers.

Rachael Ray!!!!!

YAYAYAY!!! I drew this one while I was working at Trapeze for Rachael Ray! So, it's on her site for you to print it out so you can take Rachael with you! Since I'm not allowed to post the actual picture...here's a link!!

Check it out!!!!!!

Check out the pics people sent in too! My drawing made it all the way to Cape Town, South Africa too!

For people who don't know who Rachael Ray is, she has her own talk show, thanks to Oprah, on weekday mornings. She's a good cooker-face who has a lot of cookbooks out all over and she's got the biggest freakin smile ever. She says 'yum-o' alot and she has a pitbull named Isaboo. :D

Snow!!!

Here's a quick doodle-doo for the snow today. I think it needs a little encouragement. It was too scared to stay on the ground. Oh well , maybe next time!:D

Hot mama

So it seems the half naked ladies are the thing that gets all the comments round here! You guys like half naked ladies, eh? Well, another hot mama comin right up!

Sketchy Lady

Here's a sketchy lady I drew for some guy(go figure) down in Texas a while ago for his beer store. She looks all fancy offering up martinis but I'm sure she's just an emotionally scarred lady seeking attention from all the wrong individuals in hopes of making her life meaningful and whole...or she's just a half naked lady trying to sell a martini. Sorry about the foot cut off...it's too bad all the shoe stores still make her buy them in pairs.